dear..

Dear Arkensis,

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but you’re a pervert. I think I realized it that night in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into Donald Duck. I’m sure you’re man enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I’m returning the pictures from LA to you, but I’ll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always will try to forget eggplant-fetishism.

Go burn,
Bryan.

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  2. By Jamie on Oct 8, 2008

    Oh. My.

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    industria reply on October 8th, 2008 5:43 pm:

    I know, right? That’s what I thought as I wrote it. I want you to do one, too! :b

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